A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year old scotch.
As the bartender was busy, he decided to serve the guy whatever he
had under his hand.
The fellow took a sip, spat it out, and told the bartender,
"I asked for a twelve-year old scotch and not a three year-old one.
"When the bartender heard that, he checked the bottle and was
amazed that the fellow was right -- he had served him a three-year old
scotch. The bartender wanted to see how good the fellow was, so he
served him another scotch, this one a six-year old.
The guy had a sip and spat it out, complaining, "I asked for a twelve-
year old scotch and not a six-year old one.
"The bartender was surprised by how good this fellow was. So the
barman decided to play one more little game. He served the customer
a nine-year-old scotch instead of a twelve-year old one as
The fellow had a sip and spat it out, stating,
"I think I asked for a twelve-year old scotch and not a nine-year old
The bartender was very impressed and finally served him the
demanded twelve-year-old scotch.
The customer took a sip and added, "This is what I asked in the first
"At the end of the counter sat a man who had witnessed this scene. He
sent a tumbler to the scotch expert and asked him to have a sip.The
fellow did so and spat it out and said,
"Good Lord, that's piss.
"The other man added, "Now tell me how old I am."
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.