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12-12-2004 04:35 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening
and I
have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man
replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this,
asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm
certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?" The Rabbi then offers,
"Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and
I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says! . "I spoke to your
wife...spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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12-13-2004 03:03 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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could be my mother-in-law
she lives in Florida

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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