A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so
he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know
how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't." she
responded. "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big
tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the finished gloves and throw
them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I
tried," he thought to himself. Five minutes later, during a delicate
portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!" Gotta watch
those little old ladies! Their minds are always working.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.