An accountant, a lawyer, and a cowboy were standing side-by-side
using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started
washing and literally scrubbing his hands... clear up to his elbows... he
used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other
two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan,
and they taught us to be clean.
" The lawyer finished, zipped up and
quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and
commented, "I graduated from the University of Colorado, and they
taught us to be environmentally conscious.
" The cowboy zipped up and
as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the University of
Texas, and they taught us not to pee on our hands."
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.