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12-11-2004 04:03 AM  13 years agoPost 1
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
And you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away
with the first gun shot" The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking," Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three
women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is
gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of
the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with
the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking."

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12-11-2004 04:09 AM  13 years agoPost 2
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You really got to hang around here more for Teds jokes. Then you'll know what has been done already

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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12-11-2004 04:18 AM  13 years agoPost 3
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oh well.......still alot more where these came from!

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