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12-11-2004 03:16 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.


You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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12-11-2004 10:49 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Drunk Monk

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LOL


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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12-11-2004 11:08 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Naomi

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Never assume...
Check out the video clip below..

http://runryder.com/gallery/1170/The_Haircut.zip

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12-11-2004 02:36 PM  13 years agoPost 4
Ted Toth

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Never assume...
Naomi that was great
now could you translate it LOL

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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12-11-2004 02:42 PM  13 years agoPost 5
Hydroman

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DOH ...too funny

The older I get, the better I was

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12-11-2004 05:39 PM  13 years agoPost 6
Naomi

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You like that huh.. hehe..

Naomi

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12-11-2004 05:58 PM  13 years agoPost 7
WMac

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That was funny on so many levels

Will


Beep Beep! One Road Travel, with Dominic Byrne!

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