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12-10-2004 10:54 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great

skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature

bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the

counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at

me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!" I assured her that I

did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some

pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my

face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from

afar.'"

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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12-10-2004 11:17 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Isaiahsdad

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Now that was funny...especially me being a firefighter, a redneck and an Okie

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12-10-2004 11:20 PM  13 years agoPost 3
HUTCH964

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Taylor,Texas 76574 local airport T74

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Soooo True !
That was FUNNY I don't care who you are

Thanks Ted that made my evening


I am wise I have been to AFAR..

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Tim

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12-10-2004 11:55 PM  13 years agoPost 4
Peter65

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That's funny

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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