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12-08-2004 07:49 PM  13 years agoPost 1
zagidave

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whats brown and sticky?


a stick!

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12-08-2004 07:50 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Drunk Monk

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Now that's old


What's orange and sounds like a parrot?


A carrot


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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12-08-2004 07:59 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Sweatum

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Those are really bad.

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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12-08-2004 08:21 PM  13 years agoPost 4
spaceman spiff

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There should be a 500$ fine for that!

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12-08-2004 08:34 PM  13 years agoPost 5
Drunk Monk

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It's about time we had a terrible joke thread

Two parrots on a perch, one says, "I'm sure I can smell fish?"


Stephen

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12-08-2004 08:57 PM  13 years agoPost 6
zagidave

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what do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh

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12-08-2004 09:00 PM  13 years agoPost 7
Drunk Monk

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?


no idea

and for the hard of hearing (no eye deer)


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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12-08-2004 09:12 PM  13 years agoPost 8
zagidave

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im going to donate a prize for the worst one.

1st previously enjoyed sc 32 carb

2nd mds 38 (only 20 gallons of duraglo)

3rd one of pair .nexus wood blades

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12-08-2004 09:15 PM  13 years agoPost 9
Drunk Monk

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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no Idea!


Stephen

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12-08-2004 09:22 PM  13 years agoPost 10
zagidave

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what do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?


ilene

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12-08-2004 09:29 PM  13 years agoPost 11
wblteen

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Why are women's feet so small??


So they can get closer to the counter!!

I am gonna get hurt for this one.

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12-08-2004 09:35 PM  13 years agoPost 12
Drunk Monk

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2 fish in a tank, one says to the other, "are you sure you can drive this thing?"


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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12-08-2004 09:38 PM  13 years agoPost 13
zagidave

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why do elephants paint their toe nails red?


so they can hide in cherry trees

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12-08-2004 09:41 PM  13 years agoPost 14
WMac

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe who's just had his car stolen?


Roberto Carlos

Will


Beep Beep! One Road Travel, with Dominic Byrne!

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12-08-2004 09:42 PM  13 years agoPost 15
cannonfoo

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who do ducks have flat feet?

to stamp out forest fires.

why do elephants have flat feet?

to stamp out flaming ducks.

how do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

footprints in the butter.

back after a few years off.

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12-08-2004 09:43 PM  13 years agoPost 16
WMac

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Will


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12-08-2004 09:44 PM  13 years agoPost 17
Drunk Monk

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Why do polar bears not eat penguins?

They can't get the wrappers off!

Don't know if they have them elsewhere but penguins are also chocolate bars


Stephen

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12-08-2004 09:46 PM  13 years agoPost 18
Giggles

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What do you call a Chinese women with one leg shorter than the other?


Irene

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12-08-2004 09:46 PM  13 years agoPost 19
zagidave

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r u explaining that for us essex boys?

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12-08-2004 09:48 PM  13 years agoPost 20
Drunk Monk

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lol I thought you might know what a polar bear was


Stephen

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