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12-08-2004 12:11 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After

dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancé to his study for a drink. "So what are your

plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar." he replies. "A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the

father says. "admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house

for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring?", asks the

father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God

will provide for us." "And children?" asks the father. "How will you

support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the

fiancé. The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father

questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide. Later, the

mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?" The father answers, "He has no

job and no plans,

but the good news is he thinks I'm God."


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

12-08-2004 12:27 AM  13 years agoPost 2

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Sounds like a welcher to me

Good one Ted

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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