A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just
want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT?"
The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as
a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that
night and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her Christmas shopping at a big
department store. He walks around and has her try on three very
She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they
go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to
the Jewelery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings.
The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she
does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "But you don't
even play tennis! Well, OK if you like it then let's get it. You deserve the
best for Christmas."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe
what is going on. She says, "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash
register." The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like
buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just
want you to hold this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and
the husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.