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12-08-2004 12:03 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is

heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just

want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT?"

The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as

a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that

night and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her Christmas shopping at a big

department store. He walks around and has her try on three very

expensive outfits.

She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they

go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to

the Jewelery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings.

The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she

does not care.

She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "But you don't

even play tennis! Well, OK if you like it then let's get it. You deserve the

best for Christmas."

The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe

what is going on. She says, "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash

register." The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like

buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just

want you to hold this stuff for a while."

The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and

the husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a



You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

12-08-2004 12:31 AM  13 years agoPost 2

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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Unfortunately it would never work.

He may have the purse strings but she has the strings to her undies

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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