A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
hurts wherever she touches it.
"That's strange," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She takes
her finger and pushes her knee and screams, then pushes her ankle and
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor then asks, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde.."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."