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11-07-2004 07:58 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Sweatum

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> > A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
> >
> > "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
> >
> > "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,"
> > the mother replied.
> >
> > "It's not polite."
> >
> > "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
> >
> > "Now really," the mother says,
> > "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
> >
> > Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
> >
> > "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
> >
> > The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
> >
> > "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
> > friend.
> >
> > "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers'
> > license It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
> >
> > Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old
> > you are, you are 32."
> >
> > The mother is surprised and asks,
> > "How did you find that out?
> >
> > "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
> >
> > The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
> > "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
> >
> > "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got
> > a divorce."
> >
> > "Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
> >
> > "Because you got an F in sex."

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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11-07-2004 09:32 PM  13 years agoPost 2
9387ASH

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Excellent !!!

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11-08-2004 12:19 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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Through the mouth of babes


.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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11-08-2004 12:39 PM  13 years agoPost 4
cjw

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That's a good one too

Clive

http://www.cjwoods.com

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11-08-2004 12:48 PM  13 years agoPost 5
Drunk Monk

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Very good

I got an M, is that good or bad?


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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