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11-07-2004 07:54 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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> > A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son
> playing
> > with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop
> > and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get
the
hell
> > off now... because this is the last stop! And all of you sons of
> bitches,
> > who are getting on, get your a---- on the traincause we're going
down
the
> > tracks.
> > The horrified mother went in and told her son, " We don't use that
> > kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room
and
you
> > are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
with
your
> > train...but I want you to use nice language!
> > Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with
> > his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say...
> > "All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with
you.
> > We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will
ride
> > with us again soon!
> > She heard her little darling continue..." for those of you
> > just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train.
> > We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
> > As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are
> > pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
> kitchen..

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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11-07-2004 09:24 PM  13 years agoPost 2
daggit

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Claremont, MN

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11-08-2004 12:21 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Looks like a trip back to his room


.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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11-08-2004 12:37 PM  13 years agoPost 4
cjw

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UK - Cheshire

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Brilliant, didn't see that coming

Clive

http://www.cjwoods.com

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11-08-2004 12:50 PM  13 years agoPost 5
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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LOL


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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