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11-05-2004 02:31 PM  13 years agoPost 1
drsuessmn

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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous
> he could hardly speak.
>
> After mass he asked the monsignor how he had
> done.
>
> The monsignor replied, " When I am worried
> about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass
> of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get
> nervous, I take a sip."
>
> So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
>
>
> At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous
> and took a drink.
>
> He proceeded to talk up a storm.
>
> Upon his return to his office after the mass,
> he found the following note on the door:
>
> 1. Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
>
> 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
>
> 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
>
> 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
>
> 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet
> his ass.
>
> 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late
> J.C.
>
> 7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not
> referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
>
> 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the
> sh*t out of him.
>
> 9. When David was hit by a rock and was
> knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off
> his ass.
>
> 10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big
> T."
>
> 11. When Jesus broke the bread at the last
> supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my
> body." He did not say " Eat me"
>
> 12. The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with
> the Cherry,.
>
> 13. The recommended grace before a meal is
> not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
>
> 14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling
> contest at ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at
> St. Taffy's.

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11-05-2004 02:33 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Doug

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11-05-2004 02:51 PM  13 years agoPost 3
drsuessmn

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my bad worth repeatin though I never remembered seeing it

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11-05-2004 05:17 PM  13 years agoPost 4
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I didn't catch it before, and it sure is funny!

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11-05-2004 06:16 PM  13 years agoPost 5
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5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet
still funny


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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11-05-2004 06:22 PM  13 years agoPost 6
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true nuttin wrong with laughing at something twice I mean how many times havre people asked what heli should I get

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