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11-05-2004 12:25 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice - even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

P.S.: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.


My son grades came out today so I thought this was appropriate


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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11-05-2004 01:03 AM  13 years agoPost 2
gwallace1

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Pretty good one Ted. I have three daughters...currently 3, 5, and 7, and in about ten years I think I'm in for some fun!!!! Lots of gun cleaning etc!!!

Greg

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11-05-2004 02:44 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Camp

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My daughter is nine but my best friends is 17, I know whats coming!

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11-05-2004 03:06 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Chem Geek

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10 years? Hah! I hope you're right.

This will make you sit up in the middle of the night screaming..... there was this middle school I worked at as a Network admin, and at this middle school were 12 y/o's coming back to school after having had their babies. I still don't fully understand, but they are still 12, and have new borns. Now that's scary.

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11-05-2004 03:25 AM  13 years agoPost 5
cannonfoo

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theres one way to ruin your life.

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