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11-05-2004 12:12 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by a Canadian,

using Bill Gates' American technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals....

That, my friends, is Globalization


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

11-05-2004 12:15 AM  13 years agoPost 2

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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More, More

Hang on

No More Moore

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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