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11-03-2004 05:54 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Sweatum

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor
and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly,
"Crushed nuts?"

" No," he replied, "arthritis."

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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11-03-2004 06:23 PM  13 years agoPost 2
nivlek

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A young girl spots a dwarf in the park, sitting on a park bench with his elbows on his knees and his head in his hands.
"Are you a Goblin?" asks the young girl. "No, I've got a *****ing headache" replies the dwarf.

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11-04-2004 12:03 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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Sweatum


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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11-04-2004 12:13 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Peter65

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I like them

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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11-04-2004 02:11 PM  13 years agoPost 5
wolfdad

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Similiar to the elderly lady who pulled up in front of the Catholic church and asked, "is mass out?" To which a gent replied, "no, but your hat is on crooked."

wolfdad sends...

"There are those who have...and, those who will" IRCHA #2117, AMA #70068, Turbine Waiver #105

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11-04-2004 02:15 PM  13 years agoPost 6
cjw

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Similiar to the elderly lady who pulled up in front of the Catholic church and asked, "is mass out?" To which a gent replied, "no, but your hat is on crooked."
I don't get it

Clive

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11-04-2004 04:20 PM  13 years agoPost 7
Tailspinner

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mass (m' ass) my ass
oh hell when you have to explain a joke it loses some or all of its punch

Are you on the list?

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11-04-2004 05:00 PM  13 years agoPost 8
cjw

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Got it now. Doesn't work when you read it with a British accent

Clive

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11-05-2004 06:35 AM  13 years agoPost 9
Fullagas

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Tailspinner,

I laughed until teary at that response!

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Flying helis since gyros had springs.

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11-05-2004 06:58 PM  13 years agoPost 10
Aaron29

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11-05-2004 07:56 PM  13 years agoPost 11
cjw

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I got that one... just... gobling. auto aural sex. Ah if only.

Clive

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