As we now know, Dr. Atkins was 258 lbs. at the time of his death, an
obese weight for a man 6' tall. For those of us who watch what we eat...
Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attack
than the Americans
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewe! r
attacks than the Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.