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11-01-2004 09:14 PM  13 years agoPost 1
caz

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Saw this,thought it was worth a giggle

Why Helicopters are Better than Women


1. A helicopter will kill you quickly . . . a woman takes
her time.

2. Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3. A helicopter does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'

4. A helicopter does not object to a preflight inspection.

5. Helicopters come with manuals.

6. Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits.

7. You can fly a helicopter any time of the month.

8. Helicopters don't come with in-laws.

9. Helicopters don't whine unless something is really
wrong.

10. Helicopters don't care about how many other helicopters
you have flown.

11. When flying, you and your helicopter both arrive at the
same time.

12. Helicopters don't mind if you look at other helicopters,
or if you buy helicopter magazines.

13. It's OK to use tie-downs on your helicopter.

You're only young once; you can be immature forever.

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11-01-2004 09:18 PM  13 years agoPost 2
craneyum

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Ha ha very funny pick your nose and make it runny.
Nigel

Learn By Other Peoples Mistakes It Costs Less

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