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>An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was
>amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do
>you attribute your good health?"
>The old timer said, "I'm a pilot and that's why I'm in such good shape. I
>'m up well before daylight and out flying up and down the countryside."
>The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to
>it. How old was your dad when he died?"
>The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?" The doctor said, "You mean
>you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?" The old
>timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he flew next to me this morning
>in his own airplane. That's why he's still alive... he's a pilot!"
>The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How
>about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?" The old timer said,
>"Who said my grandpa's dead?" The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years
>old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
>The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old." The doctor was getting frustrated
>at this point and said, "I guess he went flying with you this morning too?"
> The old timer said, "No...Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got
>married." The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a
>118-year-old guy want to get married?"
>The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
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