Roxby Downs, South Australia.
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A woman was standing before the bedroom mirror,
admiring herself in her expensive new outfit.
She posed this way and that before her husband,
looking on with disinterest, he remarked "Your
bum is the size of a 3-burner barbecue!
"Later that evening, tucked up and cosy in bed,
he lent over, tapped her on the shoulder, and
asked hopefully "How about it?" She replied:
"It's hardly worth lighting the whole Barbecue
for half a sausage ..
Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...