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04-28-2004 07:11 AM  14 years agoPost 1

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Three Texan surgeons were playing golf together and bragging a bit about their most successful surgeries.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost
7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

I didn't write it I just posted it so don't shoot the messenger

I also have no bias either towards or against George.
Have I covered my A$$ enough

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

04-28-2004 07:31 AM  14 years agoPost 2


Beauklahoma,peoples republic of mexifornia,USSA

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Thats Funny.
So sad , that he's so much better than anything the dems can put up


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