After being married for 55 years this month, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty- five years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV.
But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 77-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that
you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure
that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.