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12-06-2017 04:12 PM  11 days agoPost 1
GyroFreak

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"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”

Babe Ruth

"If all you had to look forward to was sleeping with Lady Bird you'd drink beer too."

Lyndon B. Johnson

"When I read about the evils of drinking beer, I gave up reading.”

Paul Horning

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”

H. L. Mencken

"When we drink beer, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all drink beer, get drunk and go to heaven!”

George Bernard Shaw

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza”

Dave Barry

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 BC.!

W. C. Fields

Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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12-06-2017 09:05 PM  11 days agoPost 2
Jim-bob

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I forget who said this.....

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as there going to feel all day.

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12-06-2017 11:06 PM  11 days agoPost 3
okw14

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I forget who said this.....

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as there going to feel all day.
I believe that was George Carlin.


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12-07-2017 04:19 AM  10 days agoPost 4
Gearhead

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here is a quote,,

it is always good for both lovers to drink beer and get drunk before they fool around, this is for the reason that if the man accidentally touches something he should not the girl will just giggle and move on with the fun, and the man will have a good reason for what he did,,, "he is drunk"

I said that

Jim
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12-07-2017 12:21 PM  10 days agoPost 5
wjvail

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Watch at YouTube

"Well, Nothing bad can happen now."

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12-07-2017 03:10 PM  10 days agoPost 6
Machinehead01

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Lower Michigan

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The quote:

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as there going to feel all day." Was actually Dean Martin. Although it does sound like something George would say.

Tom

"You judge according to the flesh; I am not judging anyone."

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12-07-2017 03:18 PM  10 days agoPost 7
gt48

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Kingston, Ontario - Canada

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Another from W.C. Fields:

A woman drove me to drink. I never had the chance to thank her.

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12-08-2017 02:46 AM  9 days agoPost 8
Gearhead

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we all should thank the makers of that video for not wasting a better beer

Jim
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12-08-2017 02:40 PM  9 days agoPost 9
Heli_Splatter

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video also proves that you are never too full for beer!

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