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08-20-2017 02:57 AM  8 months agoPost 1
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Quasimodo, the Hunchback of Notre Dame was at the Adution tryouts to see who could ring the Bell the loudest with a huge sledge hammer.. After several other men tried their best to ring the bell, it was Quasimodo's turn. Instead of picking up the sledge hammer , he took a few steps back and took off running as fast as he could and slammed face first into the bell falling unconscious on the floor.....while the bell let out the loudest gong ever heard.
As everybody gathered around him some one asked ...who is he? Sombody else answered
I dont know his name but his face sure rings a bell......

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08-20-2017 03:19 AM  8 months agoPost 2
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LOL

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08-20-2017 03:33 AM  8 months agoPost 3
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This guy drives up to a gas pump at the convenience store and starts filling his tank up.

In the process, he spills gas on the sleeve of his shirt.

After his fill-up, he gets in his car and drives off, lighting a cigarette at the same time.

He manages to catch the sleeve of his shirt on fire and starts wildly waving it out the car window in an attempt to put out the fire, driving erratically as he does so.

A nearby cop happens to see him driving erratically and pulls the guy over....and they manage to extinguish the burning shirt sleeve.

The cop then promptly puts the guy under arrest.

The charge....

"Illegal use of a firearm".....

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09-26-2017 11:54 PM  6 months agoPost 4
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There is another version of this story for when Quasimodo after many years retires and his boss gives him the honor of picking his own replacement. He puts an add in the paper...

First guy comes in, nice fellow, very enthusiastic, strong,,, but he has no arms. Quasi likes him, but eventually has to ask "how are you going to ring the bell without any arms?" The guy replies he will use his head. Quasi assumes that he means he will think of a clever way... Turns out it is just about time for the 2:00 ring, so they head up the long stairs to the top of the bell tower. At the top Quasi says "OK have at it" the guy jumps up and bangs the bell with his forehead... Quasi was of course a bit freaked out by that, and doesn't want any part of this so he quickly says I am sorry this is not going to work,, the guy desperate to be the bell ringer, asks why. Quasi did not want to say the guy is crazy, so he says it isn't loud enough. The guy says "This time I will use my whole face!" and before Quasi could say another word the guy was in the far corner of the bell room running full speed at the bell. Unfortunately he slips on a pebble and flies out the window and splats on the sidewalk below. A couple old guys are playing chess nearby, one looks over a the body and says to the other "you know that guy?" The othehr has a look and says "his face doesn't ring a bell".

Quasi is of course very upset by this but he still needs to find a replacement...

The next guy comes in, a nice kid, two arms, two legs, very talkative. Quasi likes him and hires him, but the conversation went on a bit long, and quasi panics when he realizes he cant make it up the stairs in time for the 2:00 ringing. He instructs the new hire to run up the stairs as fast as he can and ring the bell. The kid runs and runs... finally gets to the top almost completely exhausted, burst thru the bell room door running full speed for the rope.... but he slips on the same pebble, and out the window he goes...

Old guy looks at the body, and asks his friend, "hey, you know that guy?". he takes a good look and responds "No, but he is a dead ringer for Quasimoto."

Quasi is of course very upset by this but he still needs to find a replacement...

there is a 3rd and fourth interview, but I can't remember how they go...

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