RunRyder RC
 4  Topic Subscribe
WATCH
 1 page 271 views POST REPLY
Scorpion Power Scorpion Power
HelicopterOff Topics Jokes-Puzzles-Riddles › Is Hell exothermic
08-07-2017 04:10 PM  72 days agoPost 1
in2win

rrNovice

Suffolk,Va. USA

My Posts: All  Forum  Topic

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

PM  EMAIL  GALLERY  Attn:RR  Quote
08-09-2017 04:39 AM  70 days agoPost 2
artimus

rrKey Veteran

Buckley WA

My Posts: All  Forum  Topic

That a good one.....gonna steal it.

Fly Hard......Team Viagra

PM  EMAIL  GALLERY  Attn:RR  Quote
08-09-2017 08:51 PM  70 days agoPost 3
Pistol Pete

rrProfessor

Seffner, FL

My Posts: All  Forum  Topic

BRILLIANT !!!!

~~Enjoying the hobby one flight at a time~~

PM  EMAIL  HOMEPAGE  GALLERY  BLOGAttn:RR  Quote
08-10-2017 03:12 AM  69 days agoPost 4
Gearhead

rrMaster

Vt

My Posts: All  Forum  Topic

I am going to read this to my wife's friend,, she's an X Catholic

Jim
Buzz Buzz Buzz

PM  EMAIL  GALLERY  Attn:RR  Quote
WATCH
 1 page 271 views POST REPLY
Scorpion Power Scorpion Power
HelicopterOff Topics Jokes-Puzzles-Riddles › Is Hell exothermic
 Print TOPIC  Make Suggestion 

 4  Topic Subscribe

Thursday, October 19 - 1:00 am - Copyright © 2000-2017 RunRyder   EMAILEnable Cookies

Login Here
 New Subscriptions 
 Buddies Online