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Jewish Rye Bread:
Two old guys were sitting on a park bench at Tip Seamen's Park one morning.The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
His 80-year-old friend was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat Jewish rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies. You'll feel like 40 again!"
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Jewish rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, everybody knows about this but me."