so people enjoy my scammer stories, well I have a dirt biking story to tell from back in the days..
so, I ran dirt bikes all threw my teens and early 20s, at times we used-to race up this old dirt road that ran up a small mountain to a pond called "Rocky Pond", once at the pond there was trails to ride. this day there was 4 of us, 1 Honda Elsinore 250, a Honda MR 175, and 2 Honda MR 250s..
I had the Honda Elsinore 250,
Ed owned the Honda MR 175,
Kevin had one of the Honda MR 250s
Sonny owned the other MR 250,,
Sonny's bike was brand-new, just 3 or 4 weeks old,
we were all 16, and you got to know that Sonny was one smart mouth kid, always had some smart mouth thing to say, even to the point his father would shut him up LOL heehee,, but no one would pop him in the mouth because we all knew he was just a little smart mouth squirt,, don't get me wrong, I wanted to pop him in the mouth many times but I knew if I did I would have felt bad for him so I never did, I mean one time I was going to punch him but his younger brother asked me not to because he (Sonny) didn't know better LOL, so I didn't,,, but he deserved it LOL.
well we were all done riding for the day and we were at the start of the road setting there on our bikes BSing.
the bottom of the road is a good 1/2 mile long and it was pretty much a flat dirt road but there was a corner right on top of a rather small hill about a 1/4 mile away from where we were setting,, and because of this small hill and the bushes you can not see around the corner until you are right on top of the hill,
well Kevin started up and raced off, he was going to make one last run to the top, to the pond,, well, about 5 minutes went by and then Sonny started up his bike and he too raced off down the road to the corner and Ed and I looked at each other and we started laughing hard, and I said "what if Kevin came back and they hit at the corner", we laughed more LOL LOL,, so Ed and I shut up, we could hear Sonny's bike, and then we hear this loud bang LOL, Ed and I look at each other again and we started laughing hard again,, sure enough Kevin didn't go to the top, he come back and the 2 hit at the corner,,, after all these years it's still funny LOL heehee.
so Ed and I start up our bikes and raced off to the corner and there is Sonny in the dirt, on his back, and crying
Sonny) "oh oh oh oh it hurts it hurts it hurts",
Me) "get up, it can't hurt that much" LOL,
Sonny) crying "it hurts it hurts get help",,
Me) "no you better get up and walk to your mom's house"
Sonny) cries "get help"
Me) "Sonny you got something smart to say now",
Ed) laughing hard,
Sonny) starts swearing, "############ get help"
well Sonny lived right there at the start of the dirt road and I went to his mom's house and she called 911, she tells me she heard the two bikes hit,
well,, Sonny broke his Collar Bone and it hurt LOL
Kevin didn't get hurt, he and his bike was just pushed off into the bushes..
it's a great memory guys LOL, hope you find it as funny as it was LOL
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