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05-21-2016 10:46 PM  19 months agoPost 21
Heli_Splatter

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Darn... I was looking for something, I set the reminder note down, and now I can't find the reminder.

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05-22-2016 04:58 AM  19 months agoPost 22
Gearhead

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as I get older I use less electricity and more toilet paper

LOL

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05-22-2016 09:45 AM  19 months agoPost 23
artimus

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As I get older...I find older women much more attractive than I did when I was younger......

Fly Hard......Team Viagra

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05-25-2016 05:10 PM  18 months agoPost 24
artimus

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As I get older I find that I have to take a nap before I go to bed.....

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06-29-2016 08:29 PM  17 months agoPost 25
artimus

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As I get older....when the winds blows, my balls bang together like wind chimes.......

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07-15-2016 03:48 PM  17 months agoPost 26
DougsRC

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As I get Older-----Ooooo a shiney penny on the floor and a that screw I needed 4 years ago----> YaY

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07-18-2016 03:17 PM  17 months agoPost 27
GyroFreak

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As I get older, when down on the floor to pick up something I dropped, "What else can I do while down here ?"

I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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07-19-2016 07:28 AM  17 months agoPost 28
artimus

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Buckley WA

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Fly Hard......Team Viagra

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07-19-2016 07:36 AM  17 months agoPost 29
artimus

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As i get older.....I have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

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08-02-2016 09:00 PM  16 months agoPost 30
Aaron29

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My grandpa gave me sound advice about aging. He said there are three important things to know.

1. Never pass a bathroom,

2. Never waste a boner, and

3. Never, EVER trust a fart.

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08-03-2016 05:41 PM  16 months agoPost 31
artimus

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When I was a kid , my mom would send me to the store with $5.00 and a list of things to buy.....
I would get a pound of hambuger meat a loaf of bread a gallon of milk, some candy bars and a comic book, a couple of toys and a bag of marbles.....
You sure can do that today....too many security cameras.

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08-03-2016 06:57 PM  16 months agoPost 32
l-milk

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georgia

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As I get order I don't have to wash or comb my hair

just fly

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08-03-2016 07:01 PM  16 months agoPost 33
Aaron29

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What hair?

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08-04-2016 01:44 AM  16 months agoPost 34
Gearhead

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as I get older the more difficult it gets to lift 5 pounds, so I get less erections

Jim
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08-09-2016 04:07 PM  16 months agoPost 35
artimus

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As i get older some things get harder, some things dont.

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08-10-2016 02:39 AM  16 months agoPost 36
Gearhead

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LOL LOL

Jim
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08-17-2016 03:20 PM  16 months agoPost 37
artimus

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Fly Hard......Team Viagra

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09-26-2016 04:48 PM  14 months agoPost 38
artimus

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Sometime you just got to use what you know.....

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11-18-2016 04:46 PM  13 months agoPost 39
artimus

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The car keys

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized she was right. The car was nowhere in the parking lot. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my wife:"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard her voice."Are you kidding me?" She barked, "I dropped YOU off!"

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"

Welcome to the Golden Years

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12-01-2016 07:05 PM  12 months agoPost 40
CrashTestPilot

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Getting older

They say the mind is always the second thing to go...
What was the first?

If you feel your mind is slipping, take comfort in knowing at least it's no big loss.

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