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11-16-2015 02:21 PM  22 months agoPost 1
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SUBJECT: Internet

HOW THE INTERNET STARTED, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE.

PLEASE DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ONE OR CHECK WITH SNOPES (or Al Gore).

THEY WILL LIE TO YOU. TRUST ME!

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham
Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of
Dorothy(Dot for short).

Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long
of leg.

Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far
from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever
leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short
of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in
between
to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply
telling
you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and
delivery

made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the
drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham
sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move
from his tent.

To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were
saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew.

It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also
developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew to The
People (HTTP).

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy
horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical
Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish
with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one
noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum
dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought out every drum maker in the
land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with
Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over
by others.

"And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to
be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said
Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated
Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things
around the countryside.

It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything
(GOOGLE).

That is how it all began.

And that's the truth. I would not make up this stuff.

greyeagle

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12-05-2015 02:28 AM  21 months agoPost 2
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Eagle eye:
You didn't make it up. It's all in Hezakiah 15!

BEAUTIFUL!

Peace to the World.

Love the little baby in the manger.

Maranatha.

What if there IS LIFE AFTER DEATH?

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

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