A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver wonâ€™t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: â€œI have a question to ask, but I donâ€™t want to offend you.â€
She answers, â€œMy son, you cannot offend me. When youâ€™re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. Iâ€™m sure that thereâ€™s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.â€
â€œWell, Iâ€™ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.â€
She responds, â€œWell, letâ€™s see what we can do about thatâ€¦
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.â€
The cab driver is very excited and says, â€œYes, Iâ€™m single and Catholic!â€
â€œOKâ€ the nun says. â€œPull into the next alley.â€
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
â€œMy dear child,â€ said the nun, â€œwhy are you crying?â€
â€œForgive me, but Iâ€™ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, Iâ€™m married and Iâ€™m Jewish.â€
The nun says, â€œThatâ€™s OK. My name is Kevin and Iâ€™m going to a Halloween party!â€