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12-22-2003 03:45 AM  13 years agoPost 1
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another addition to the Jerry Clower jokes I have put on here

In Amit (I guess thats how you spell it) county, the first farmer to turn in the first bail of cotton won a prize. Uncle Versee won had won one time. He won a trip to New York, all expenses paid. He was staying in a fancy hotel. The room he was in was being used by an older man who was a permanent resident. He was out for the week and so Versee would be staying in the man's room. Versee went downstairs to the restraunt to eat and ordered a large charbroiled ribeye. The waiter ask Versee, "Sir, while you are waiting, would you like to try some our soup?" No, thank you.", said Versee. The ribeye finally arrived and the waiter ask once again, "Sir, are you sure you don't want any soup?" No, don't want no soup." Versee said again. Later that night Versee went to bed. The man that usually lived there was givin an enema every night by the hotel nurse. The nurses did not know that the normal man was gone. Before Versee could wake up the nurses had come in, got the job done, and left. Later that week, Versee went home, that Sunday, he got out of church and sat down on the steps. Someone came by and ask, "How was the trip?"
"Wonderful."
"How was the hotel?"
"Wonderful."
"How was the food?"
"Wonderful, but let me tell you something. If you ever go down there and they ask you, "Do you want some soup?", you eat the soup. Because if you don't, they got a way of giving it to you that you won't like!"

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12-22-2003 03:56 AM  13 years agoPost 2
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here's another, this isn't really a joke, but it's something ol' Jerry said.


Words we don't need. Hypothermia, why don't we just say, "They fell in the lake and froze to death."


This ones a joke,


A man from Texas wanted to come quail huntin with Jerry Clower. Jerry said he was going off on a ten day tour. He said Marcel could take him quail hunting though. So they went out in the field and a cottontail rabbit jumped up and ran off. The man from Texas looked at Marcel and said, "What in the world is that?"
"That's a cottontail rabbit."
"Hah, out in Texas, our rabbits are as big as that calf right yonder."
So they kept on walking and a coon dog, a treeing walker ran by. Man from Texas said again, "Marcel, what in the world is that?"
"That's a coon dog, a treeing walker."
"Hah, out in Texas, our dogs are as big as that cow over there."
Later that night they were headed by a lake on the way to eat. A great big loggerhead turtle was walkin across the road, big as a dish pan. Man from Texas said, "Now what in the world is that thing?"

Marcel said, "That's a tick!"

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