Three men were flying in a small plane over the ocean, when all of a sudden the engines cut out and they are forced to make an emergency landing near a small island.
They are then greeted by some very hostile natives who take them before the big chief. The big chief asks the 1st man, "Death or Ooga Booga?"
The 1st man says, "I don't know what the hell Ooga Booga is, but it's got to be better than death, so I choose Ooga Booga." The chief then orders all the native men to sodomize the 1st man.
The chief then asks the second man, "Death or Ooga Booga?" The 2nd man doesn't like the sound of either one now, but still chooses Ooga Booga over being killed, and he too is horribly sodomized.
Finally the chief asks the 3rd man, "Death or Ooga Booga?" He has already decided that he would rather die than to be sodomized, so he says confidently, "DEATH!"
So big chief says, "Okay, death - by Ooga Booga!"
Saturday morning I flew my helicopter in my pajamas
How it got in my pajamas I'll never know