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12-20-2003 04:01 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Raptor Master

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this is a joke i got off a Jerry Clower tape.

One day a young man got onto a bus and found an empty seat next to an old woman. When he sat down the woman ask where the man was headed. "New York" said the young man. The woman replied, "Sir, I've got a son in New York named John Done, if you see him, tell him to write his mom a letter." The young man said, "Okay." When the man got to New York he was walking down the street and saw a building with a sign that read "Done and Bradstreet." "Well there's ol' Done right there." says the man. The young man walks into the building and goes up to the receptionist. He asks, "Maam, have yall got a John here?" "Down the hall to the left sir." says the receptionist. The man begins to walk down the hall and just as he is about to enter THE JOHN that he believes to be the room that John Done works in, another man exits the room. The young man asked, "Are you Done?" The other man replies, "I sure am." The young man says, "Your mom said to write her a letter."

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>The young man and the receptionist had gotten the word John, mixed up.

The young man and the man walking out of the restroom (referred to as john in the story) got each other mixed up with the word done.

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12-20-2003 04:07 AM  13 years agoPost 2
James Yeram

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i don't get it bud????
what gives??

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12-20-2003 08:17 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Chem Geek

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Uhm I get it, but I guess maybe I don't see how it's funny? Or maybe I don't get it....switched the words around and......

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12-20-2003 11:45 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Drunk Monk

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I get it, heard it before but it works alot better when you actually hear someone telling it


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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12-21-2003 12:07 AM  13 years agoPost 5
James Yeram

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i think the guy was in the bathroom when he asked if he was done.

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12-21-2003 12:59 AM  13 years agoPost 6
mirsign

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you need something to do!

tear your ole mans excell apart and see if you can put it together again hope we see ya tomorrow, kid

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12-22-2003 03:23 AM  13 years agoPost 7
Raptor Master

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OKAY, SO YOU GUYS JUST DON'T HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, SO HERES ANOTHER JOKE THAT YOU GUYS WILL PROBABLY THINK IS EVEN WORSE.

>A guy is driving a big semi that is loaded with cars. He's going down a long stretch of highway and about that time, his lights go out. The man sits down for a minute wondering what to do. Finally he climbs up on top of the trailer and goes to one of the cars thats hanging over the top of the cab of the semi. He gets in and turns on the lights in the car. Them things is shining way out yonder. So the man gets back in the truck and keeps on goin down the highway with the lights shinin' half a mile down the road. A few minutes later a car comes down the road. Within a few seconds the car takes a sharp turn off the road and runs through a cotton patch. The man stops the truck and runs over to the car that ran off the road. He opens the door and says, "Are ya hurt!" The man in the car replies, "Yeah, I'm alright." "What happened?" the truck driver said back to him. The man finally replies, "Sir, if that truck was as wide, as it was tall, I figured I'd better get of the highway."

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12-22-2003 11:11 AM  13 years agoPost 8
IYKIST

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HAhaha very funny., some jokes are better said than written

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12-22-2003 02:07 PM  13 years agoPost 9
Squintz

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the john done joke is a good joke but it needs more to it. Someone needs to add a punch line to it so that it will be more funny

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12-22-2003 02:17 PM  13 years agoPost 10
Drunk Monk

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Raptor Master, well that was better than the john done joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a pint, then he notices that there are two pieces of meat stuck to the ceiling. The man asks the barman what the deal is, to which the barman replies "Anybody who can get the stips of meat from the ceiling without their feet leaving the floor can have all the beer they drink."

The man thinks about this for a minute then says, "I don't think I'll bother, the steaks are to high........."


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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