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12-19-2003 06:58 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Jim C

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>Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
>1 cup of water
>1 cup flour
>1 tsp baking soda
>1 cup of sugar
>1 tsp salt
>1 cup of brown sugar
>lemon juice
>4 large eggs
>1 cup chopped nuts
>2 cups of dried fruit
>1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
>
>Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift
two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose
Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table._ Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
>
>CHERRY MISTMAS

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12-19-2003 07:50 PM  13 years agoPost 2
melsman

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Cherry Mistmas to all!

Ashley

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12-19-2003 11:12 PM  13 years agoPost 3
MJA

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"The secret to heli success is found at the bottom of every gallon jug of nitro fuel"

Really....
who's fuel jugs are those then and is that the fuel jug equivelent of a furtune cookie


Martin

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12-20-2003 07:50 PM  13 years agoPost 4
deckerv

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Allright wise guy.. who snuck in here and took my family recipe???? HUH?????????????????????

Merry Christmas everyone

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12-20-2003 08:38 PM  13 years agoPost 5
Drunk Monk

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That's assuming you can find where you left your legs


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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