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12-17-2003 12:53 PM  13 years agoPost 1
King Cobra

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Virginia. USA.

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Hi Happy Holliday

>
>Bumper Stickers We've Seen
>
>1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
>2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
>3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me
>4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
>5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
>6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
>7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
>8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
>9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
>10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
>11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute
>12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
>13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
>14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
>15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
>16) My kid had sex with your honor student.
>17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.
>18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
>19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
>21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
>22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screamingand yelling like the passengers in his car.
>23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
>24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
>27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
>28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
>29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
>30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
>31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
>32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
>33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
>34) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
>35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
>36) CAT----- The Other White Meat
>37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
>38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes
>39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?
>40) Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.
>41) Welcome To **** Creek-----Sorry, We're Out of Paddles
>42) Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.
>AND NOW FOR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.......LMAO
>43) If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother!

C.T

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12-17-2003 01:52 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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LMAO

I've seen

Beam me up scotty there's no intelligent life down here

and

Stop the world I wanna get off!


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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12-17-2003 03:51 PM  13 years agoPost 3
tryin'tolearn

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Santa Rosa Beach,Florida

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Here's on from the state of Florida

So if it's tourist season why can't we shoot 'em

RM

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12-17-2003 05:26 PM  13 years agoPost 4
gwallace1

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Susanville, CA

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My wife wants:

"If you are going to ride my a$$, at least pull my hair"

and my buddy had the most dangerous one I have seen:


"My other ride is your daughter":

Greg

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12-18-2003 12:54 PM  13 years agoPost 5
Squintz

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Harford, Maryland - MD

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If you are going to ride my a$$, at least pull my hair
Thats a good one

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12-19-2003 03:00 AM  13 years agoPost 6
aaronredbaron

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Champaign, IL, USA

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nice, heres more

"I miss my ex-wife but my aims getting better"

"missing your cat? look under my tire."

my favorite
"time is the best teacher, too bad it kills all of its students"

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12-19-2003 05:31 AM  13 years agoPost 7
hercules

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Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - USA

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I want to get this one on a shirt...

"What did I say that sounded like, 'tell me your life story'?"

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12-21-2003 06:52 AM  13 years agoPost 8
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Love #43

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12-22-2003 03:04 PM  13 years agoPost 9
RCHELIFANATIC

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TEXAS

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Tell me your life story.

It doesn't sound like anything else to me.

Help me out

AMA 869729 Raptor 30v2

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12-22-2003 03:08 PM  13 years agoPost 10
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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"If you are going to ride my a$$, at least pull my hair"

That one is killing me


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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12-23-2003 04:56 AM  13 years agoPost 11
dibbs

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ohio u.s.a.

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Honk if you voted for Al Gore, .....It`s the big button on the center of your steering wheel !

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