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02-21-2014 05:16 PM  3 years agoPost 1
shawmcky

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"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird naked in the shower

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02-21-2014 05:46 PM  3 years agoPost 2
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Hahaha.... F***** awesome...

P.

"There's someone in my head, but it's not me..."

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02-21-2014 07:53 PM  3 years agoPost 3
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But, more significantly, they didn't get it down to the 2.9 seconds they needed to beat Red Bull.

But, this is obviously an old, old joke.
Still funny, but old.

Hamilton started running in Mercedes AMG at the end of the '12 season. So, McLaren wouldn't have naked pics of Hamilton's latest GF.

Believe 1/2 of what you see and none of what you hear.
Fake News will be the downfall of our Republic!

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02-21-2014 08:31 PM  3 years agoPost 4
shawmcky

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Corrected OP with a warning,thankyou

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02-21-2014 10:26 PM  3 years agoPost 5
scott s.

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is it funnier

if you live in england?

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02-21-2014 11:12 PM  3 years agoPost 6
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Scotty, it IS IF you live on the Isle of WIT!

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

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02-22-2014 08:41 AM  3 years agoPost 7
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Split my sides Helicopter

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02-22-2014 11:23 AM  3 years agoPost 8
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S, it's all good...carry on!

Happy sunny flyin daze <3 ya

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

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