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02-20-2014 09:05 PM  3 years agoPost 1
bustedmp

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Oblowme and Mooch are at the White Sox baseball game sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the president.

Oblowme stares at the agent, looks at Moochie, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head no.

The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor and the fans will love it”!

So, Oblowme shrugs and says, “Well, if it will help my poll numbers.”

He gets up, grabs Moochie by her collar and the seat of her pants, and throws her right over the railing into the field. She gets up kicking, screaming and swearing.

The crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

Oblowme is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says “You were right. I would have never believed that”!

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Oblowme asks what was wrong.

The agent replies, “Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first PITCH"!

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02-26-2014 11:55 PM  3 years agoPost 2
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So I guess this must be funny to all you Klan members?

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03-17-2014 12:41 PM  3 years agoPost 3
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can't criticize their king

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03-17-2014 01:13 PM  3 years agoPost 4
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The first pitch

King has nothing to do with it. It would have been just as funny if they had used their real names without being racist and ignorant.

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03-18-2014 05:14 PM  3 years agoPost 5
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how was that racist??? Because the subject of the joke is black???
YOU are what's wrong with this "PC run amok" country.

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03-18-2014 06:28 PM  3 years agoPost 6
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^^^Concur. There was absolutely nothing rascist about his joke. You people are f*****g unbelievable.

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03-18-2014 06:44 PM  3 years agoPost 7
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Since this was a copy and paste deal from a long forgotten source, I didn't really feel like changing the names. Call me whatever you see fit, I don't care. I know who I am, and will not bow down and kiss the arse of any person because I may have offended them. It was not meant to be racist on my part. I DO NOT like Obozo the clown, nor do I care for his wife Moochelle. It is not because they are black, I don't like them because they are incompetent hypocritical morons that have no business being in the whitehouse or in any other government building unless it be a courthouse and then prison.

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03-18-2014 08:46 PM  3 years agoPost 8
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The first pitch

What you choose to post reflects your attitudes as well as the authors of the joke. It would be nice if this was a civilized country but it's nice. You don't have to like a person or persons but you should be respectful of all. By changing their names to something that is obviously disrespectful it shows how uncivilized and in this case racist that all of you are. I have been unimpressed by your argument and your lack of respect for others. I realize that this will make no significant change in your miserable lives but I hope others will see you for what you are.
By the way, he was elected twice by people from this country. While I disagreed with the previous administration I did not resort to name calling or making jokes about him and his family on a public forum.
To whom are you referring when you say "you people"
I was offended by the post and took the time to respond to the original post. The original poster has weighed in. My remarks have been reinforced by your comment

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03-18-2014 10:20 PM  3 years agoPost 9
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See if this version suits you better.

Bmfrd and Mooch are at the White Sox baseball game sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the president.
Bmfrd stares at the agent, looks at Moochie, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head no.
The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor and the fans will love it”!
So, Bmfrd shrugs and says, “Well, if it will help my poll numbers.”
He gets up, grabs Moochie by her collar and the seat of her pants, and throws her right over the railing into the field. She gets up kicking, screaming and swearing.
The crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Bmfrd is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says “You were right. I would have never believed that”!
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Bmfrd asks what was wrong.
The agent replies, “Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first PITCH"!

I would almost bet if this was any other person made fun of by the author of this "JOKE", no one would bat an eye, but make fun of the first black president, everyone is crying racism. Do the letters F O mean anything to you. There is a version of this I posted to my wifes FB page referencing her in it, at least she has a sense of humor. PM your address, I will send you a few of her panties to wear until you get yours out of the knot they are in!

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03-18-2014 10:32 PM  3 years agoPost 10
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On that note, to try and keep the "JOKE" section free of political BS, I am closing this thread!

The world is yours!

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