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12-16-2016 01:28 AM  10 months agoPost 7481
utahbob

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You said it Spaceman..

Women who are..lets say "ecoutromont" challenged can make you suffer too..cause they think you married them for access to "the equipment" only.

I do a great decending funnel!

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12-16-2016 06:10 AM  10 months agoPost 7482
dilberteinstein

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tommytt1

If trump and Putin weren't rich, neither could get laid in a whore house with a fist full of fifties.
I'll have to take your word for that.

90% of life is "showing up"

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12-16-2016 12:13 PM  10 months agoPost 7483
Heli_Splatter

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It is too bad that all of this sage advice is wasted on 17yo males with testosterone flooding their brains and only seeing short skirts.

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12-16-2016 01:37 PM  10 months agoPost 7484
ICUR1-2

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Beautiful women are like exotic cars... the ones that every guy wants are usually the most expensive to own.

nobody is going to steal my ride

spending time, paying attention

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12-16-2016 04:43 PM  10 months agoPost 7485
tommytt1

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I'll have to take your word for that.
Dilbert, let me put it in terms you can understand; Trump and Putin couldn't get laid in a Turkish Bath with a fistfull of fifties.

I made a mistake once, but I was wrong?

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12-16-2016 06:24 PM  10 months agoPost 7486
dilberteinstein

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tommytt1

Dilbert, let me put it in terms you can understand; Trump and Putin couldn't get laid in a Turkish Bath with a fistfull of fifties
And I'll have to take your word for that...you seem to pretty informed on this sort of stuff.

90% of life is "showing up"

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12-16-2016 07:42 PM  10 months agoPost 7487
tommytt1

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Hehehe

I made a mistake once, but I was wrong?

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12-17-2016 02:25 AM  10 months agoPost 7488
dilberteinstein

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Watch at YouTube

Enjoy.

90% of life is "showing up"

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12-17-2016 05:11 AM  10 months agoPost 7489
Gearhead

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Trump and Putin couldn't get laid in a Turkish Bath with a fistfull of fifties
well wouldn't that depend on how large their fists are ??

Jim
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12-17-2016 12:14 PM  10 months agoPost 7490
1helimech

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THOUGHTS BY ’DUCKY’

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it.
So I said ‘Implants?’
She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for President
and over fifty for Miss America ?

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you’re in bed
with a relative

Now that food has replaced
sex in my life, I can’t even
get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have
signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go ‘skinny dipping.’
Now I just ‘chunky dunk.’

Don’t argue with an idiot;
people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’
and start all over? AMEN!

Why is it that our children
can’t read a Bible in school,
but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!

Wouldn’t you know it...
Brain cells come and
brain cells go,
But FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on
the Bible in Court
when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!

Bumper sticker of the year:
‘If you can read this,
thank a teacher –
and since it’s in English,
thank a Soldier’

And remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Ya’ just might want to pass this along..

I dream of a better world, A world where a chicken's crossing a road IS NOT questioned

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12-17-2016 05:19 PM  10 months agoPost 7491
GyroFreak

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Orlando Florida ...28N 81W

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1helimech

I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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12-17-2016 05:35 PM  10 months agoPost 7492
GyroFreak

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Orlando Florida ...28N 81W

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only seeing short skirts.
Seems that here in Florida it is shorts that are so tiny that nothing is left to the imagination. It's the ones on overweight women(?) that the fat rolls over or bulges out that wants one to poke one's eyes out.

I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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12-18-2016 04:16 AM  10 months agoPost 7493
dilberteinstein

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Watch at YouTube

Enjoy.

90% of life is "showing up"

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12-18-2016 07:23 PM  10 months agoPost 7494
1helimech

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Obama at bat

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intell...ama_at_bat.html

I dream of a better world, A world where a chicken's crossing a road IS NOT questioned

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12-18-2016 11:37 PM  10 months agoPost 7495
nitro fun

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If trump and Putin weren't rich, neither could get laid in a whore house with a fist full of fifties.
Better then above they are getting laid and still have a fist full of millions

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12-20-2016 04:55 AM  10 months agoPost 7496
Gearhead

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listen close at 2.o6

Watch at YouTube

?t=130

Jim
Buzz Buzz Buzz

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12-20-2016 05:05 PM  10 months agoPost 7497
sjgusmc21

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^^^ WTF was that?

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12-20-2016 07:03 PM  10 months agoPost 7498
1helimech

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^^^^ A grand wast of time ??? ^^^^^

I dream of a better world, A world where a chicken's crossing a road IS NOT questioned

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12-20-2016 10:31 PM  10 months agoPost 7499
ICUR1-2

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Ottawa, Ontario

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thanks for the heads up

spending time, paying attention

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12-21-2016 03:27 AM  10 months agoPost 7500
Gearhead

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LOL

Jim
Buzz Buzz Buzz

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