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08-29-2012 06:26 PM  5 years agoPost 1

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A man was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y.
They took their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay, Jamaica. One night, in the men's room, the new husband finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.
"Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
"No way, mon, I work for the Tourist Board. Mine reads, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day'.

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08-29-2012 06:28 PM  5 years agoPost 2


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That's great...I haven't heard that one years...

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