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01-29-2012 04:51 PM  6 years agoPost 1
Dennis (RIP)

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TRAFFIC JAM

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the
highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing
was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on
the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks,
"What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US
Congress, and they're asking for a $100
million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are
going to douse them all in gasoline and set
them on fire. We are going from car to
car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?"
the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

Liberty once lost, is lost forever.

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01-29-2012 04:56 PM  6 years agoPost 2
Heliosprime

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Good one Dennis.

Machete, don't text!

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01-29-2012 04:58 PM  6 years agoPost 3
Dennis (RIP)

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Finally we agree on something.

Liberty once lost, is lost forever.

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01-29-2012 05:05 PM  6 years agoPost 4
Machinehead01

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Lower Michigan

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Hell...
Id give a whole tankful for that!!! I would also put firemen all along the outside to watch for surviours(don't want any getting out). Since congress has become so "dead wood" lately I'm thinking it should burn pretty well. Make sure that you stand up wind though, my bet is that it will smell pretty much like what they have shoveling here recently.

Tom

"You judge according to the flesh; I am not judging anyone."

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01-29-2012 05:17 PM  6 years agoPost 5
Heliosprime

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Finally we agree on something.
It is funny, I might not agree with it, but I give credit when credit is due. .

Machete, don't text!

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01-29-2012 05:23 PM  6 years agoPost 6
DougCart

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Port Charlotte, FL

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It is funny, I might not agree with it, but I give credit when credit is due.
Arguing for the sake of arguing,sad.

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01-29-2012 05:31 PM  6 years agoPost 7
Heliosprime

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Arguing for the sake of arguing,sad.
What??

I just gave the man a complement and you have to bite my head off?

Calm down chief. Don't be and sound as such a hater.

Machete, don't text!

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01-29-2012 05:55 PM  6 years agoPost 8
DougCart

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What??

I just gave the man a complement and you have to bite my head off?

Calm down chief. Don't be and sound as such a hater.
Me,a hater? no I was just complimenting you on your sadness.Dont be hating on me.

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