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12-03-2011 05:10 PM  5 years agoPost 1
neilg.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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12-03-2011 06:17 PM  5 years agoPost 2
James Allen

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Yo momas teeth are so yellow that when she grins traffic slows down!

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12-03-2011 10:38 PM  5 years agoPost 3
helidevil

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yo mamas so poor she stole free bread

yo mamas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

i could go on and on....

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12-03-2011 10:54 PM  5 years agoPost 4
Learn to Fly

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Yo momma so fat she leaves finger prints in the mayo jar!!


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12-04-2011 12:56 PM  5 years agoPost 5
AFjetmech

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Your mommas so fat, when she bent over wearing her Malcom X T-shirt, a helicopter landed on her back.

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12-04-2011 02:58 PM  5 years agoPost 6
TIMMMYY

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Your momma is so fat,went she get on a scale it say one at a time

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12-04-2011 06:46 PM  5 years agoPost 7
BladeStrikes

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Yo momma is so fat,she walked out the front door with a bowl and spoon when someone said it's chilly outside..

Yo mamma is so fat,people jog around her for exercise..

Yo mamma is so fat,she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy..

Yo mamma is so fat,when you get on top of her your ears pop...

Yo mamma is so fat,she has to iron her pants on the driveway...

Yo mamma is so fat,when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mamma is so fat,her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs

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12-04-2011 07:04 PM  5 years agoPost 8
Life_Nerd

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Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

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12-04-2011 07:15 PM  5 years agoPost 9
Gearhead

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scoyle,, that joke is older than the crust on your fat grandmas underwear

Philips Diller told that joke 40 years ago (about her husband)

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12-04-2011 07:25 PM  5 years agoPost 10
Gearhead

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Yo mama so fat she can't see the floor

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12-04-2011 07:52 PM  5 years agoPost 11
Life_Nerd

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the crust on your fat grandmas underwear
There's a visual I could do without. LOL

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12-04-2011 07:56 PM  5 years agoPost 12
WannaBe4D

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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

^---favorite of all time.

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12-04-2011 08:52 PM  5 years agoPost 13
mr dan

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Your mama is so fat her blood type is pork gravy!

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12-04-2011 10:07 PM  5 years agoPost 14
neilg.

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[quote]Your mama is so fat her blood type is pork gravey[quote]

D

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12-04-2011 10:07 PM  5 years agoPost 15
es1co2bar3

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winnetka california

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your mama so fat they use her to pave the road,

your mama is so fat the word fat left her by"far

your mama so fat where ever she step it like a sink hole

your mama is so fat a helephant won't compete with her

your mama is fat they are still making the scale to wight her

you mama is fat your dad us a jack hammer as a dildo

your mama is fat she block all intersection

you mama is so fat she is everywhere,

I was waiting on some honey but there aren't no Queen bee,

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12-04-2011 10:26 PM  5 years agoPost 16
es1co2bar3

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winnetka california

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your mama is so fat she have to live on fat free water.

you mama is so fat they want to use a water sider on her.

i can go on aaaaaaahhhhhh
we use do this at night in hollywood you get the prize for the best mama slang,

I was waiting on some honey but there aren't no Queen bee,

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12-05-2011 12:09 AM  5 years agoPost 17
MickeyMoo

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Ohio

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Your Mama is so poor, when I saw her walking down the street kicking a can the other day, I asked her "what'cha do'in? She said, "mov'in."

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12-05-2011 12:14 AM  5 years agoPost 18
hbk2owner

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indianapolis,​Indiana

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Your mama is so fat she uses a microwave as a beeper.

your mama is so fat she sees a school bus drive by and yells twinky!

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12-05-2011 12:48 AM  5 years agoPost 19
es1co2bar3

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winnetka california

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your mama is so fat she spurs blobal warming.

your mama is fat when she on the road they had to put up road detour sign

your mama is fat' folk is afraid to use the word mamoth to discribe her,

your mama is fat she include everyone"

you mama is so fat titanic isn't her comparison,

I was waiting on some honey but there aren't no Queen bee,

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12-05-2011 05:26 AM  5 years agoPost 20
STR8HUCKIN

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lodi ca

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Your mommma is so fat , when I climbed on top of her I burned my a$$ on the light bulb!

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