Canyon Country, CA, USA, 3rd Rock from the Sun
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GUTS: Coming home late after a night out with the guys, seeing your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and saying, “Are you still cleaning the house or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS: Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and having the balls to slap your wife on the butt and say: "You're next fatty."
Saturday morning I flew my helicopter in my pajamas
How it got in my pajamas I'll never know