Grandma goes shoppingA little old lady went to the grocery store and put the
most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out
counter where she told the check out girl. "Nothing but the Best for my
little kitten." The girl at the cash register said,
"I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without
proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and
the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food
for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and
brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought
12 of the most expensive dog cookies-one for each day of
Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she
now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog
food. Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in
She was then given the dog cookies.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in
the box that would bite her So the cashier put her finger into
the box and pulled it out and told the little old
lady, "That smells like crap."
The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my
dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
Never fool around with a Little old lady:
It's never too early to panic- Len Goodman