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01-02-2010 01:04 AM  8 years agoPost 1


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A U.S. Army general was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the general decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A colonel chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A major said it was 50-50%.
An captain responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the general turned to the private first class who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young private responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The general was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me do it for them."

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01-02-2010 05:46 AM  8 years agoPost 2
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lmao that is so true

There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'

01-02-2010 08:27 PM  8 years agoPost 3


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I've got to send that to a friend of mine it the guard.

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