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12-31-2009 03:52 PM  7 years agoPost 1
hockeysew

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I really love my dogs, but...

My dogs sleep about 16-20 hours a day. They have their food prepared for them. They eat a well balanced meal twice a day, 24/7/365, with snacks in between. These meals and snacks are provided at no cost to them. They visit the Dr. once a year for checkups, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this medical plan they pay nothing, and nothing is required of any of them in return for this care. They live in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than they need, but they are not required to do any upkeep nor pay for any utilities. If one of them makes a mess, someone else cleans it up...again at no charge. They have a choice of warm, safe, luxurious places to sleep. They receive these accommodations absolutely free. They live like royalty and they have no expenses whatsoever. All of their costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head...

Holy SH!T! My dogs are democrats!

Liberals are like a "Slinky", useless but entertaining when pushed down stairs....

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12-31-2009 03:57 PM  7 years agoPost 2
gian

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OR your democrats are dogs.

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12-31-2009 03:58 PM  7 years agoPost 3
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There are dogs that earn their keep.

My neighbor has a watchdog and she is totally serious about her job...

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12-31-2009 03:59 PM  7 years agoPost 4
gian

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^

Ha! Good doggy.

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12-31-2009 04:00 PM  7 years agoPost 5
S76 Mech

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ROFLMAO !!!

I had to look twice to see her, thats freaking great!

Gaui Greatness X7, X5, NX4, X3

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12-31-2009 04:26 PM  7 years agoPost 6
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Here's a post from HotShot Tony,read #s 4 and 6.If your dogs are democrats,what are his dogs?
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My Posts This: Topic Forum Ok,i had to click on this to hear your story.

Because im going to tell you guys some stories.I'm almost scared to go to sleep in my house sometimes.these are things i have woke up to.

#1 i have long hair and i woke up with cat sh1t in my hair.I wanted the kitten dead but i have a wife so the cat steal lives here.

#2 we have a lot of nieces and nephews that stay with us and sleep in my bed with us and eat snacks and i woke up with a potato chip in the crack of my a$$.dont know how it got there,I guess from tossing and turning with food in the bed.

#3 my wife also lets the kids play with change in the bed like pennies and stuff same thing woke up with a Pennie in the crack of my A$$.So i set rules no more food or money in the bed.

#4 I was sleeping and my dog barked and she barks at anything so i said shhhh lay down ginger go back to sleep so she did and so did I.so i was laying there sleeping and all of a sudden i lost my breath for the fumes off of this dog a$$ it about stop my lungs went i opened my eyes there was a turd coming it was about 1/2 inch from my eye ball.I jump back as fast as i could and the turd hit my hand and i jumped up out of the bed screaming at my dog and my wife said what is wrong with you and i say your stupid dog tried to sh!t in my eye.So my wife thinks that's the funniest thing ever and it was once i was not so mad then it became funny.

#5 i was sick and had glands swollen under my arms and they hurt like crazy and i was trying to stop smoking and i went to sleep with nicotine gum in my mouth and about two o'clock the next day at work my left under arm gland was really hurting and i reach under my shirt to rub it and guess what gum all in my pit had to cut it out.The guys at work thought that was a hoot also.

#6 I have another dog that sleeps with me his name is boyd and he has woke me up by farting in my face and open my eyes and have a sack of nutts about three inchs from my nose.not cool

so there you guys go i hope you have fun with this it is crazy at my house and it is alot of fun here at my crib,but some time its get just alittle to crazy.

Tony

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12-31-2009 04:51 PM  7 years agoPost 7
dasd

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The other "D" word...disgusting!

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12-31-2009 06:49 PM  7 years agoPost 8
Foz

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Holy SH!T! My dogs are democrats!
Living in luxury with no concerns for anything but themselves...sounds like a Republican to me.

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12-31-2009 09:08 PM  7 years agoPost 9
helibuyer lesodell3

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my German Sheppard is fearless when it come to heights must be some thing in the breed

look under lesodell3 for feed back info

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12-31-2009 09:32 PM  7 years agoPost 10
Brokenlink

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my German Sheppard is fearless when it come to highs
You are right,they can sniff out the pot.

Jamie Griffith

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01-01-2010 12:44 AM  7 years agoPost 11
helibuyer lesodell3

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^^^

look under lesodell3 for feed back info

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