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09-03-2009 08:09 AM  8 years agoPost 1
spaceman spiff

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. .and those who don't.

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.

-Ben Franklin (or not)

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,

we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.

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09-04-2009 05:29 AM  8 years agoPost 2
GimbalFan (RIP)

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we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
I raise a Full Throttle Cuervo to toast YOU for finding humor in a combination of wine, beer, tequila, rum, whiskey -- AND kilos of poop. Well done.

if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli
Could there really be a gram of poop in every 12 oz glass of tap water?

op-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-t

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09-06-2009 05:52 AM  8 years agoPost 3
spaceman spiff

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Could there really be a gram of poop in every 12 oz glass of tap water?
If it serves as a suitable excuse, yes!

Cheers!

Otherwise not to worry, not a trace of bacteria is alowed to be in drinking water.

Found an interesting site selling test kits for water quality testing. Check out the acceptable contamination limits tward teh bottom of the page:

http://www.ablehomeinspection.com/w...y.html#coliform

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09-10-2009 03:14 PM  8 years agoPost 4
Bouchah

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Willow Spring, N. Carolina USA

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Thank God for well water!

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09-10-2009 03:32 PM  8 years agoPost 5
GyroFreak

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The "POOP" is also included in the national health plan, so your gonna get it one way or another.

I think about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, then wonder what I'm here after ?

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