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06-01-2009 05:31 PM  8 years agoPost 1
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40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are well over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
'They've gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the gates'.

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06-02-2009 02:53 AM  8 years agoPost 2
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We'll all keep a sharp eye peeled for Pikeys haulin' overloaded caravans, cuz they might need help changing a tire -- or a tow out o' the sticky moorish muck on some bluddy muddy No'ern Pikey road.

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