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06-01-2009 05:16 PM  8 years agoPost 1
Dennis (RIP)

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> A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string
> behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door.
>
> When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
>
> He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm
> not leaving until I get it.
>
> The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of
> the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?'
>
> Of course the Madam said 'No'.
>
> The boy said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with
> Amber - THAT'S the girl I want.'
>
> Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go
> to the first room on the right.
>
> He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back,
> still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
>
> The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease,
> instead of one of the others?'
>
> He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a
> restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter
> will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will
> then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the
> baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease.
>
> Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have
> sex, and Mum will catch it.
>
> In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with
> Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the jerk who ran over my FROG!'

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06-01-2009 09:19 PM  8 years agoPost 2
Dr.Rivet

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the kid is pure evil!

Smithers are they talking about me? Excellent!

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06-01-2009 09:54 PM  8 years agoPost 3
vinver

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Enfield,NS Canada

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Flod Lawgic
Only flaw in the kids theory is that his parents are married,the chances of them actually having sex are pretty slim.

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06-01-2009 11:49 PM  8 years agoPost 4
BigguyOz

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Forster, New South Wales, Australia

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pedophile jokes aren't funnty

Tony Stott

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