The guy visited the doctor with an unusual problem... "Doc, I am extremely well-endowed in the trouser region, and girls just run away when they see it"
The doctor replied "Have you tried turning out the lights?"
"Aw gee, Doc, people don't do that these days, I reckon a girl would freak out"
"Well why not tell her you need the lights out for religious reasons?"
The guy thinks about it, and thanks the doctor.
Some time later, he is in the bedroom with his new girlfriend, and turns out the lights.
"Hey, why did you do that?" she asks..
"It is for religious reasons" he replies
"I have never heard of a religion like that before JESUS CHRIST!!!!!"